The Consumer Electronics Show (CES) is normally a very exciting showcase of new electronic product launches, but somehow this year no one, including the organizers, are very into it. Here now are some of the exhibitors you can look forward to (or not):
• another Roomba, except this one's more oval shaped? Who cares
• I dunno, a remote control for the washer and dryer that controls them?
• Some bullshit thing you wear on your wrist that monitors your whatever
• Could you change the image on the big screen so we can watch football or something?
• This new vape pen that doubles as a breathalyzer... fuck, this is lame
• Are you guys leaving? Can I get a ride? You leaving now?
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