Wednesday, April 10, 2024

An Imagined Conversation


"And here's our new in-store display! Do you like it?"

"..."

"What?"

"Did you recently watch 'Thelma and Louise'?"

"What? No. Why would you ask..."

"Two women wearing sunglasses in a convertible. That doesn't look like 'Thelma and Louise' to you?"

"Well, I can see the resemblance, now that you mention it, but..."

"We can't have our customers buying our Daily Intimate Wash and then driving off a cliff, Samantha."

"I don't think anyone is going to see this poster and..."

"'Let's just keep going, Thelma!'"

"Oh Christ. Okay, I'll change it."

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