"Now before we finish this 18th hole, I wanted to let you know that I'm actually Carlos Reyes, the man you cheated fifteen years ago."
*shoots him dead*
"Sorry, I messed up this possession. I'm new to this LOL"
"Maybe if we glower harder the drones will leave us alone."
"CANDICE DID YOU PICK THIS AIRBNB? I AM SO MAD AT YOU"
"I don't believe it. It's incredible. You did all that, doggy? Crazy."
"Miss, you dropped your drei..."
*makes eye contact*
"...dl."
"You said this was a DREAM HOUSE but didn't mention that the DREAM was a MURDERER's DREAM and not a REGULAR GOOD DREAM, you murderer!"
"No, don't kill him. We have six hours—plenty of time to get lunch and shop at that strip mall with the candle store."
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