Friday, September 1, 2023

The Latest New Perks of an AMC Stubs Membership


AMC Stubs continues to provide more fantastic rewards to its cardholders. Here are the latest swag and perks members can expect:

• special theatre seats that recline all the way down so you can get blown properly

• reusable but very gross popcorn bag

• a free pass to use the N word twice

• 5 cents off $40 worth of concessions

• subtitles for the very, very dumb

• access to an album of photos of actress Kristy Swanson's feet

• free 6-foot sub sandwich with purchase of every seat that would be inconvenienced by it

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