AMC is thrilled to share the latest perks for cardholders of its wildly successful Stubs program. Here are what members can expect soon:
• Our staff has agreed not to make creepy eye contact with you while buttering your popcorn
• We can call your mom to pick you up when the movie is over
• One free murder alibi
• If you want, we can separate the Mikes from the Ikes for you
• Free helmets for any 4D Michael Bay movie
• To make it more like a home theatre experience, we will periodically peek in and nag you to take out the trash
• New glory holes in all rows
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