Tuesday, October 12, 2021

Missed Connections at a Local Dog Park


The following Missed Connections were posted by dogs that visited the Bucks County Core Creek Dog Park in Langhorne, PA:

You: The cockapoo with the ball in your mouth
Me: The clearly aroused Irish Setter
Hey baby. If you noticed, I was panting but it wasn't because it was hot. It was because YOU are. Let's get together over a can of Alpo and see where the night takes us. ❤️

You: The mixed something-or-other by the chain link fence
Me: The half Beagle with the distinctive bark
Hello! I would like a play date with you sometime! You seem nice! I have no friends!



You: The Yorkshire Terrier with the striking "Emotional Support Animal" vest
Me: The dirty Dachshund with the one bent ear
Hi, Yorky! You obviously seem like a good soul, helping your owner deal with the crushing reality of life. Do you like chasing squirrels? Let's connect! You can bring your oversensitive owner!

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