(For illustrative purposes only. The new Pokémon aren't pictured here.)
Okay, Pokémon trainers, get your Pokéballs ready to catch these 5 hot new Pokémon! Ready, set, GO!
• Barbacoa: helps you pick ingredients at Chipotle/shoots fire from its glands
• Dinspiro: convinces you not to go out even if all your friends are going/leaves puddles of pus
• Ecodubios: converts doubt into renewable energy/doesn't really
• Comatoast: lies immobile and unconscious/is actually dead
• Jibberhunk: can locate the perfect emoji instantly and even has the Yen symbol (¥) and the paragraph symbol (¶) at the ready/drains you of all happiness
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