Congrats on your first porn shoot! We’re all ready to begin shooting your big debut, but first we'll need you to pick a porn name. Something you’ll go by for the duration of your 5-8 year career. Here's an empty Newport carton full of porn names that you can pick from. Help yourself to any of it, but fair warning– a lot of these are pretty stupid:
Him
Samson Ite
Twink Erbelle
Dong Cornelius
Kareem De Menthe
Jack Ulater
Sir Thomas Engleshire Fuck, III
Her
Hetty Petting
Rhonda Waygirl
Hannah Lingus
Tiffany Knockoff
Eunice Gargler
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