Monday, January 4, 2021

New Year, New Batshit Conspiracy Theories

 Alex Jones and his InfoWars war on actual information has found new ways to spread right wing conspiracies although he was banned from almost every social media outlet years back. That's because spreaders of misinformation refuse to be shamed to silence and double down on their dumb, dangerous hackery, especially in these turbulent pandemic times.


Here now are some upcoming show topics for Jones:

The Green New Deal: The War on Precious Carbon Dioxide

You Are All Extras In My Documentary About Me Being A Mistaken Hero

Ways That Marjorie Taylor Greene Is More Like Jesus Than Jesus

Rush Limbaugh's Ghost Haunts My Pantry and His Message For You

God-Fearing Christians Are Being Persecuted For Persecuting Immigrants and It Just Isn't Fair

Why Dad Bods Get Pussy, and Not From Mom Bods

Why Are Leftist Commie Libtards So Insulting?

Cilantro: Spice o' The Gods That Everyone Loves

Democracy = Democrats x Crazy

Something I Googled Makes Perfect Sense and I Haven't Read a Real Book All Year

How Gold Is The New Way To Make Disgraced Right-Wing Crazymen Rich (Sponsored)

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