Monday, January 11, 2021

More Available Porn Names That Are Available Because They Are Terrible


Welcome to the set! We're almost ready to get started here– hope you've done your stretches. But before we get you into makeup and lubricated, I think you're going to need a porn name for the movie poster. You know, something catchy that you can use for future movies. Something you can go by when people at the video store ask for your movies. Here's a shoebox full of unused porn names so you can pick one. But hurry, we've got the lighting almost perfect!


Him



Harry Truman Doris Day


Phil I. Buster


Roe Hypnol


Stanley Cupmyballs



Her


LaTrine


Margar-eatit


Aloe Vera


Meta Data


Meg Adeth


Dyskinesia

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