"GOOD MORNING. YOU WERE GREAT."
"Fuck you. Wheee!"
"I can't believe I'm starring in a movie with a decrepit, dried up husk of a corpse. And Lou Ferrigno."
"Is this your card?"
"OH MY GOD, THAT'S MY PANCREAS! AAAHHHHHH!"
(kills guy)
"I guess he wasn't in charge. Get it?"
"You know, I feel so dirty when they start talkin' cute. I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is probably moot."
"This is taking forever, Fame!"
"What are you talking about, Frezell? This shit is fast!"
"Jesus, I knew the falcon could sing. I just didn't realize the lyrics would be explicit Miami booty lyrics."
"Remind me not to take the word of a killer." (shoots goat, valet and propane tank)
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