Friday, September 25, 2020

Here Are Your Job Numbers For The Week of Sept 21-25



Hello all. This is Gary Helmwell from Mebane, NC. I'm an old college friend of your CEO James Sinper, or as we. used to call him, "Snipper" LOL. Since James has started his sentence in Federal prison for the thing he did (which he still denies), he neglected to inform anyone except me that job numbers are required for all you employees to fill out timesheets in order to get paid. Now, why would he tell me that and not someone on staff? Snipper be crazy like that, I guess LOL. Anyhoo, here are the job numbers you'll need.

83009: Explaining the difference between Spanish and Portuguese to a tourist

21312: Fetching the smelling salts, posthaste

44821: Watching someone play Skitch on the Switch on Twitch

02944: Suffering

73242: Getting over yourself

90017: Acc-ent-uating the positive

83533: "Doing my own research" about Covid

21776: Speed-reading the Kama Sutra

61399: How we do

05244: Apologizing for your crazy sister

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