"Excuse me, sir."
"Yes?"
"We're ready to order now."
"You already ordered, and you ordered the salads."
"No, we didn't. We've been sitting here for 10 minutes and you never took our order."
"Where did you get a crazy idea like that? I took your order, lady."
"No, I think somehow you're mistaken..."
*SIGH* "You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? You ordered the salad but now have second thoughts so you accuse me of never having taken your order. You just can't be straight with me and admit what you're doing."
"We ordered the salad?"
"YES! See? I told you you ordered the salad! Now did you still want dressing on the side like you said or are you going to flake out on me and change that shit, too?"
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