Welcome to the porn industry! We're sure your all oiled up and ready to get performing, but first we'll need you to pick a porn name. You know, like an alias to put on the credits so people can search for you in later productions if they like this one. Here's a box full of unused condoms and porn names. Help yourself to any of it, but fair warning– a lot of these are fucking awful:
Him
Monty Negro
Ren Faire
Q. Anon
Tardive Dyskinesia
Algo Rhythm
Perry Scope
Her
Cici MusicFactory
Coco Butthurt
Scala Wagg
Crustini Calzone
Chaka Khock
Malicia Emailvirus
Rhoda Rooter
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