Monday, June 29, 2020

Lookie: Some More Available But Admittedly Terrible Porn Names

There you are. We're almost ready for you on set. Did you manage to get something to eat from craft service? Great. Okay, so before we begin rolling, we'll need you to sign some forms and get over to make-up. Oh, also we're going to need you to pick a porn name–you know, something to run on the credits. If you don't have one picked yet, we do have some spare porn names lying around. But be warned, they're not so great LOL. Here, take your pick, and we'll see you on set in an hour!



Him



Colin Oscopy


Manny Fist Destiny


Sid & Marty Krotch


Talcum X


Twink Fartingdale


Al Coholic




Her


Furry Elise


Dana Swamp


Frieda Slaves


Gretchen Kegel Quiffburgers


Anka Skanka


Sojourner Tits

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