Happy New Year! We at EADJ are excited for a fresh start, so here is a list of our New Year's resolutions:
• Stop ordering a venti soy latte at Dunkin
• Win a fight with a bouncer
• Get my body bikini ready for summer
• Start working on that Bee Gees biopic again
• MORE MUCILAGE
• Call your mother back
• Prepare for Lent
• Connect with the universe like some New Age idiot
• Make you like me
• Learn the lyrics to Daft Punk's "Around The World"
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