Pop phenom Ariana Grande isn't content with selling millions of records– she also doing everything in her considerable power to let you to know that she's the cutest thing since sliced baby bread. With all due respect, here is a list of things that happen to be objectively cuter than Ms. Grande:
• pizza cutters shaped like the Starship Enterprise
• Slow moving bears
• The word "curlicue"
• The way Nick Offerman giggles
• dwarf furniture
• glitter glue on a kitten's paws
• The paragraph symbol (aka pilcrow) : ¶
• Charlyne Yi
• The way dogs look like they're smiling when they pant
• Elementary school drinking fountains
• Steven Mnuchin's gorgeous actress wife (just kidding. She SUCKS)
• Custard
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