Hey guys. Samantha here. You know the deal. Don't make me get up and hunt you down. Don't get on my bad side. Don't make me put down my coffee. Don't cross me sideways unless you want a size 10 heel up your wazoo, mister. Job numbers. Do them. Submit them to Accounting by 3pm or none of us will get paid:
28488: Burning the microwave popcorn
28488b: Claiming to like burnt microwave popcorn
86936: Flossing while "flossing"
50138: Work stuff
78934: Googling "pipe bomb" in Private mode
38199: Spitting on your dick at the urinal
200723: Washing that man right out of your hair
933567: Finding a toe ring that matches
422420: Greenlighting another shitty DCEU movie
100731: Shouting sweet nothings across the street
283680: Bringing a "hunna stack" to the Dollar Store
55883: Headbutting Jeff Bridges
102144: Headbutting Steve Buscemi
838371: Headbutting John Goodman
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