Wednesday, January 2, 2019

Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs To Explain How To Stick To Your New Year's Resolutions


First off, in order to make your resolutions... ah...  realistic, there is a greater chance that... huff huff...  you'll keep them... AGH... throughout the year, incorporating... incorporating healthy behavior (ouch!) into your... hah...ah... everyday life. First... AHHGHH... start small- make resolutions you think you can honestly keep... dah ah ah ah ah ah... Take... ah... time to replace unhealthy behaviors... cough cough... with healthy ones.... can't... breathe... *slips into coma*

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