AMC in association with uncomfortable furniture are proud to announce the latest benefits to the massively successful AMC Stubs Rewards Program. New members as well as current cardholders can enjoy these new perks:
• Free flashlight to check out that Latina's ass
• Free neck pillow for any Terrence Malick movies
• The AMC Stubs app will electrocute you if you log into Netflix
• Personalized license plate: STUBBY ME
• AMC employees will let you try on one of their stinky vests
• The ability to suddenly know all of NaS's lyrics by heart
• You're still thinking about that Latina's ass, aren't you
• Free pair of pants that don't really fit you but they're so nice you'll take a pair, whatever
• Good times (not the show)
• We will teach you how to correctly use the phrase "gig economy" in a sentence
• Seriously, dude, that ass
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