The benefits just keep adding up for both new and existing AMC Stubs cardholders! Here are the latest perks you can enjoy at your next trip to an AMC Theatre:
• We'll rearrange the marquee letters outside to display your Social Security number
• If you don't like a movie, we will supply you with a $1.8 million budget with cast and crew to shoot your own version.
• Free nasty, germy 3D glasses that have probably sat on the head of some brat with lice
• Free refills of Absolut Vodka if you purchase a bottle at the AMC bar
• Trent in the concession stand would love to discuss Sean Hannity with you if you would ever want to discuss Sean Hannity with someone.
• 1/2 off all plot twists and MacGuffins
• If you are caught videotaping a movie in the theatre for illegal distribution, we will simply tut-tut and wag our finger at you.
• Do you like cheese? Because I do, too.
• Your own personalized emergency exit
• Free funeral if you die, but the coffin must be AMC-branded
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