Hello everybody! It's Sam from Sam's Sandwichery downstairs. I cater sandwiches for all your client meetings and whatnot. The CEO asked me to send out the job numbers for this week since she couldn't be in the office today. There will also be sandwiches in the Fish Bowl for you but ONLY AFTER you complete your timesheets for the week. That was the deal. Also, please take only the mayo packets you know you're going to use. Some of you are stealing a bunch of them downstairs, and I don't appreciate it.
Anyway, here are the job numbers you are supposed to use:
360278: Pretending to give a shit how somebody's weekend was
042490: Gazpacho
662755: Reaching for a landline phone that isn't there anymore
821217: Giving it to her good
600003: Checking for testicular cancer in the elevator
474201: Wondering who stole your Han Solo figure
361755: Sneaking that 4K Smart TV past security
825556: Talking about your shitty musical taste with that other cocksucker your age
022192: Reminiscing over you, my god
925944: Stealing mayo packets at Sam's Sandwichery
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