Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs To Explain How To Create Tabs In Microsoft Word

Aggh... First, you have to set tabs in the... shit... Tabs dialog box. You can set tabs by... *huff* using the Tabs... wait, wait, wait... dialog box. *gasp* By using the Tabs dialog box... AHHH!... you get more precise tab positions–oh Jesus– and also can *wheeze* insert a... FUCK!... specific character *choke* (leader) before the tab. Gimme a second... Now on the Home tab, in the Paragraph group... blacking...out...click the Paragraph dialog box launcher, and then click Tabs. That's it! *dies*