The Aisles of K-Mart are full of air mattresses. Not sure why I had to begin this entry with that sentence, but there you go. Intex has a different couples photo for each size of air mattress, so we decided to rank these in order of if we think they're going to bone on that thing later. Here goes:
Size: The Intex Deluxe Single High
Chemistry: Hot. Torrid. Tumid.
Likelihood They'll Bone: 100%. Full on horndog penetration already in progress.
Size: The Intex Premium Comfort Series 16"
Chemistry: Cozy, but awkward
Likelihood They'll Bone: 60%. She's probably preemptively giving him a buddy-hug to zone him out.
Size: The Intex Air Twin Bed Single
Chemistry: Simmering and smooth. ("Oh, the airbed is black, so let's get the black models!")
Likelihood They'll Bone: 85%. My man is hiding a bottle of lube in that pillow.
Size: The Intex Classic Downy Plus
Chemistry: Stiff. Almost reclined but not quite.
Likelihood They'll Bone: 45%. She's going home soon, and young Al Gore will be deflated.
Size: The Intex Dura-Beam Airbed
Chemistry: Dormtastically just friends. He wants to bang, but she's already thumbing through a back issue of Good Housekeeping
Likelihood They'll Bone: 0%. He should've bought a flip and fuck for the dorm lounge instead.
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