Thursday, August 16, 2018

Today We Asked A Man With His Head Squeezed Between A Woman's Thighs To Explain The History of 'Forever' Stamps


"Ah, that's known in the United States... uh, ah... Postal Service as 'non-denominated' postage... God... On March 26, 2007, the... *gag* postal service *gag* unveiled the first such stamp... ohhh, I... which went on sale April 12, 2007 for 41 cents... AAAGGGH... ugh...the so-called "Liberty Bell" stamp, which is marked 'USA FIRST-CLASS... AH AH AH... FOREVER'. These stamps are...oh, ah, no... always sold at the current first-class postage rate... *gasp* and the... FUCK... sale of them have been popular... ah... ah... uh... uh... uh... uh...ever since. *collapses in convulsions*

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