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Subject: Times Seets Rminder
Date: Tuesday, April 2, 2018, 5:26 PM
Hello this is Haarun from the deli downstairs in the building
Your boss told me to send out reminder of times sheets being the due at E.O.D. (end of day) today
Here are the job numbers incase you required to use them thank you:
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54315: Shitting me
54315b: Not shitting me
29929: Fostering a hostile work environment
024433: Explaining how the "Cloverfield Cinematic Universe" isn't just a catch-all handle for a bunch of different bullshit
68228: Accidentally using Grindr instead of Flickr
92753: Spitting gum into the urinal like an asshole
28828: Spoiling the season premiere of "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt"
81123: Scolding the dog for acting like a dog
936669: Trying to remember if Ezra Miller is an actor or a singer
752013: Praying the gay back
649002: Mustering the courage to call someone handicapped an asshole (and they were being one)
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