Friday, April 6, 2018

6 Lies Told By the Mount Vernon Brochure


1) New York is the 24th state with the most violent crime rate. You might want to bring your pepper spray than walk around unprotected.

2) Actually closed on George Washington's birthday and during Freaknik.


3) This little shed was George Washington's man room, full of comics, porn and Playstation 1 games.

4) "The distillery" and "gristmill" are both nicknames for the same gift shop.

5) Yes, this is the original Jaws prop from the movie "Moonraker."

6) Free wifi. The password is "1STBITCHES"


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