Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of March 9

Twitter, like every other social media platform, is a soul-sucking vortex of digital despair. Here are some handy (but grossly unpopular) hashtags you can use for your Twitter posts:

#rappingMoms

#fetishizingnormalcy

#myPINnumberis3384

#shartedinmyyogapants

#MarkZuckerbergtanlines

#salmonellainsteadofbotox

#SylviaPlath'sBellJarbutwithfarts

#hilariousabortiondebateoneliners

#heismakingAmericagreatagainandIamracisttrailertrash

#IgotoCheesecakeFactoryjusttoorgasmfromthevibratingpagers