London • Paris • Milan • New York
Just finished your shift at P.F. Chang's? Take off your kimono or else people on the subway will rely on you for protection.
(submitted by Andrew Gall) It takes a confident man to pee over his uneaten nachos.
Nothing fails to stop traffic like this ensemble featuring a full length fur coat, a designer knockoff bag with matching brown shoes and the saddest knit cap this side of Jamiroquai.
I bet she's a conductor. Get it? Conductor!
Woe to the person who this all denim hombre is heading for with that caulk gun and banana.