Twitter's Least Used Hashtags, Week of November 4

I hate Twitter. But one thing they've got going for it is hashtags. They allow you to connect with other people talking about the same thing, just in a different vapid, under informed way.

Here now are Twitter's least used hashtags, which you're welcome to add to your dumb rants about Starbucks cups or black people or which cartoon cat is more fuckable.

#smurfracism

#gangrenousarmpits

#photoboothdickpics

#tobleroneenema

#flipthatrefugeetent

#poopchuteforeplay

#chelseaclintonrapvideo

#casperthedisembodieddeadchild

#goldencorralmissedconnections

#intercoursewithahippo'snostril

#that24hourCVSeveryone'safraidof

#AlYankovicwasprettynormalbeforehewasWeird

#laughingtillyoushartwearingwhitealsoyou'rethePope

#puttingahotdoginyourhatsoyouhaveanicesnacklaterdon'tjudge