Okay, let me start by saying there isn't a "War On Christmas" post. I'm fine with saying Happy Holidays because other people have Hanukkah or Kwanzaa, so that's cool. What I do have a problem with are all these retail stores too afraid to say ANYTHING, so they just butt up two vaguely holiday-related words together and hope they don't offend anybody. So we end up with toothless pap like this:
Slap on a few snowflakes and you're good, right? Fucking hell. You'd offend me less if you hung up words like BUY SHIT or SPEND FREELY. Grow some balls, Lane Bryant!