Thursday, November 26, 2015
Here Are Your Job Numbers
Greetings, all. Sorry we haven't been able to share these sooner, but the last-minute reschedule of client presentations and Sheryl's baby shower in the Fishbowl have delayed the collection of these job codes. Please use these numbers instead of the ones given back in April:
76552 - Metadata Meeting
84944 - Social and Digital Extension Brainstorm
93411 - Discussion of Enterprise vs. Millennium Falcon
50567 - Faking Timesheets
10092 - Dollar Store Spending Spree courtesy of Petty Cash
88294 - Teaching the I.T. Guy How To Kiss
39231 - Smoke Break (No Vapes)
28221 - Comparing Your Leather Jacket To The CEO's
58994 - Explaining To H.R. Why the Term "Titty Twister" Isn't Offensive
20246 - Pushing Your Amway Shit In Conference Room B
49328 - Furious Argument Over Who Keeps Stealing The Kitchen's Honey
90032 - Fainting
18231 - Audit of Sally's Workout Clothes While She's At Lunch
54930 - Vomiting Again
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fatman scoop,
Ghostface Killah,
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