Okay, McDonald's. Let's talk about U.S. Soccer® Scarves⁵.
Number one, if this is all part of the World Cup® promotional thing, that shit is over for the U.S., you know. Reminding us of the World Cup® is just painful³.
Number two, the World Cup® is held in Rio De Janeiro in BRAZIL. Who needs friggin' scarves⁵ there?
Number three, why am I slumming in McDonald's® again?
Number four, what is so shitty about the Fan Pack⁶ that it gets listed sixth⁶?
Number five, Double Quarter Pounder™ With Cheese, $2.99 plus tax†
Number six, since when do soccer and scarves go together?
Edit: Well, shit. Apparently it is a thing:
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