"Thrift Shop" by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis (ft. Wanz)
The cringeworthy joyful rapping. The lyric "Damn, that's a old ass honky" replaced with "that guy on the marquee." This is fucking awful.
"My Immortal" by Evanescence
For once, they didn't autotune the lead singer, which turns out to be a BAD THING. This insincere goth ballad from 2000 gets a much-needed dose of serious Kidz brand SUNSHINE! Strangely, the lyric "these wounds won't seem to heal" sounds more authentic coming from tweens than from Evanescence singer Amy Lee. Weird.
"Party Like A Rockstar" by Shop Boyz
"Whoo!" "Oh!" "Totally dude!" "Yeaaaaahhhh" This is so painful I can't even write it up.
"Hey Soul Sister" by Train
Take shit. Mix it with shit, and blend it with shit. Then shit it all out through a shit filter. Voila, this!
"Float On" by Modest Mouse
Hey, take an overplayed indie hit and replace the vocals with Kidz! Do you like it now? Yes? Oh, fuck you.
"MMMBop" by Hanson
This kid-vocaled sunshiny cover of an already kid-vocaled sunshiny hit has created a kid-vocaled sunshiny vortex of light matter that will soon destroy the entire universe with doo-wops and handclaps. We as a civilization never had a chance.
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