Friday, July 4, 2014

THE TRIUMPHANT MOTHERFUCKING RETURN OF TASK CHAIR


LOOK ALIVE, PUSSIES

YOU BETTER COME CORRECT AND GROW A PAIR, BECAUSE TASK CHAIR WILL SPANK YOUR BABY-POWDERED ASSES SOON

WITH A BLACK AIRMESH FABRIC FOR YOUR OVERSENSITIVE ASS

AND PNEUMATIC SEAT HEIGHT ADJUSTMENT FOR YOUR FASTIDIOUS, PICKY ASS

DURABLE FIVE-STAR BASE WITH DUAL WHEEL CASTERS FOR YOUR FAT ASS

BUT WATCH OUT, FATTY. THE WEIGHT LIMIT HERE IS 150 LBS. SO EITHER PUT DOWN THE CHALUPA OR FUCKING KEEP STANDING, MARTHA DUMPTRUCK. TASK CHAIR IS NOT "LABORS OF HERCULES" CHAIR. THAT WAS A LITERARY REFERENCE FOR YOUR DUMB ASS. WHY ARE YOU SUCH A PUSSY? 

TASK CHAIR DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT. IT ARRIVES AT YOUR HOME OFFICE ON WEDNESDAY. SO TAKE YOUR FIST OUT OF YOUR UNCLE'S ASS AND MAKE SOME FUCKING SPACE FOR IT. TASK CHAIR OUT.

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