Monday, July 28, 2014

EADJ Fashion Roundup: Vanity Plate Edition

Today we match up some fashionistas with helpful suggestions of what personalized plate they could put on their car, assuming they own a car and need to make them street legal, because you're not allowed to drive a car on public streets without a license.

To the woman whose footwear threatens to fly away at any moment:



To the gentleman dressed in a mattress liner for a vest:




To the oblivious commuter whose backpack makes it look like he's wearing a speedo:




To the power couple who stand at a bus stop like a G-Star Raw Denim billboard:




To the three zebra people on the NJ Transit platform:



To the man who (I know it's hard to tell in the blurry photo) opened his shirt buttons down to the navel and then tied it off in a Daisy Duke cinch:



To the anachronistic dandy on 43rd Street:



To the jogger who was wearing what looked like an actual tutu (and also a "DIPLOMAT" T-shirt):




To the studded hipster:




To the woman wearing wolf ears and a neck brace at a water park:




To the Asian Orville Redenbacher on 46th Street:




To the black bra/mesh top/rolled up jeans combo wearer in Midtown NYC, a pair of options:



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