Feeling tired? Like you haven't had enough sleep because of a flat uncomfortable pillow? Introducing the MyPillow®, a revolutionary new pillow that uses a patented medical fill that stays cool, conforms to your exact individual needs and also happens to have been put behind the balls of Mike Lindell, the company's inventor, manufacturer and president.
Thousands of people every night sleep with their arm under their head, flip-flop from side to side, and constantly have to flip their regular pillow throughout the night, causing hours of unhealthy, interrupted sleep. But thanks to the adapting contour of the MyPillow®, your neck, vertebrae, and head are all comfortably supported. Also supported by these pillows are Mike Lindell's two balls, which we guarantee have rested on each and every pillow for a minimum of 40 seconds.
A lot of people may ask, why the MyPillow®? What's the difference? Why can't I just buy another brand support pillow? Well, these other pillows may certainly look and feel similar, but only the MyPillow® has the Lindell Ballsack Guarantee™ which presents you with a notarized certificate that your pillow has been personally placed under Mike Lindell's ballbag for a full 40 seconds. In fact, if you are not absolutely thrilled with the good night's rest you receive from your new MyPillow® or have any doubts that your pillow has been firmly tucked behind the scrotum of Mike Lindell, just send the pillow back within 60 days and we'll refund your money in full!
But don't just take our word for it, hear what these satisfied customers have to say:
So order your MyPillow® today and reap all the benefits of having a soft but firm set of balls sit on a pillow where you will rest your head for at least 7 hours a night. Smell the difference tonight!
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