Brand: Unknown
Brand Imagery: None
Feels Like: Wearing a thong made in prison
Brand: $ Easy 6.8m
Brand Imagery: A white crown sitting on an orange circle
Feels Like: Sitting on a cat scratching post by accident
Brand: Tento
Brand Imagery: A lustful squirrel sitting amongst a pasture of pubes
Feels Like: Your ass getting its heart broken
Brand: Paloma (Perfumed!)
Brand Imagery: A blue pill getting swallowed by a yellow pollution cloud in a flower garden
Feels Like: Having your anus getting checked for ticks by scorpions
Brand: Taoletí Papír, Extra Jemny (Albert Quality)
Brand Imagery: Fancy cursive lettering over a giant slice of American cheese
Feels Like: Wiping your ass with the remnants of a brush fire
Brand: Taoletí Papír, PRemium (Albert Quality)
Brand Imagery: White flowers sitting at the bottom of a large clear bucket of urine
Feels Like: Your ass actually caught up with that brush fire
Brand: 0000 or OOOO
Brand Imagery: Four radial tires or four Cheeries or four toilet seats
Feels Like: Having that guy from those old Twister Sister music videos yelling at your butt
Brand: Illegible foreign brand on a janitor's hand truck
Brand Imagery: Blue and green stripes on top of a hand truck pushed by a lazy janitor who lost a lot of weight recently
Feels Like: Your neighbor's kid chucking a lawn dart directly into your ass while you were doing yoga
Brand: Greenlane Bath Tissue
Brand Imagery: Green 70's lettering on a white background
Feels Like: Passing a bale of hay while being shaken by your guidance counselor from high school
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