The ProofrEADJer: Soho Deli Edition

A Very Dark UAG

A Bunch Of Dumb Things Paparazzi Often Say To Celebrities

"Over here!"

"Happy Rosh Hashanah, Mr. Clooney!"

"Are you ever reuniting with Sean Penn?"

"Is that a cold sore?"

"Over here! Over here! Over here! What are you famous for, again?"

"What are your thoughts on German Chancellor Angela Merkel?"

"Show us your pussy!"

"Did you kill Heath Ledger?"

"I really liked your tits in 'Glee.'"

"Your fly is open. Psyche!"

"Look into my camera hole!"

"¿Cómo te llamas?"

"Mom?"

"Pizza delivery over here! Not really!" click

"Aren't you Sheldon from 'Big Bang Theory?' I hate that show."

"Taylor Swift, could you get out of the way? Rosie O' Donnell's behind you."

"That's it. Arch your back, Mr. Aiken!"

"These are gonna be the best shots of you in sweatpants, I swear!"

"I really enjoyed your performance in 'Norbert.'"

"Show us your ballsack!"

"Is that an Oscar-nominated vanilla latte you're holding?"

"Wow, you're even hotter when you're trying to hit me with your car!"

"Look over here! Look over here! I'm sitting on your cat!"

"This is a bottom feeder's job, and I'm just right for it!"

"Over here, Mr. Zmed!"

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Lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy.

Laser Printer Was Feeling Blah

Laser Printer was feeling blah.


Salad tomato really took the news hard.


Packing tape dispenser couldn't believe his eyes.


Home Depot Bathroom Sink didn't give a shit.


Toilet paper dispenser was hiding from Pac-Man, who had just eaten a power pill.


Ladder was aghast (submitted by Emily Kane).


Still, the entire time, Cab Window was nonplussed (also by Emily Kane).

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