Tuesday, September 4, 2012

You Can Tell A Lot About Pillow Protector's Customers By The Packaging


Audience 1: Old farts who love reading a lot more than they do playing hide the sausage (or walking the dog for that matter).


Audience 2: Unapproachable Asian woman reading Ayn Rand in a double bed. Her husband has left her, and she doesn't care. She is so misunderstood, just like Howard Roark in THE FOUNTAINHEAD!


Audience 3: Wait. Two questions: 1) Claritin makes pillow protectors? 2) Is that Kristine Johnson from Channel 2 News at 5?


Audience 4: Confident blonde sluts who don't have bugs in their coochie, thanks to sprinkling a little baking soda down there.

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