"Are You Sitting Down For This?"

This morning, our jitney driver got on the PA and made an announcement about an item he found in a bag that was left on the jitney.

Here now is him trying to delicately announce that someone misplaced their dildo:

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I like how he assumes it was a woman who left it. Like a guy can't stick one in his ass. Naive!

***UPDATE***

So, the wife flatly stated that it probably was NOT a vibrator. The jitney driver described it as "something that a woman wouldn't want a man to see unless they were in a relationship," and also said "This is a bus. Not a bathroom."

So the options for that lost item are now:

a) a dildo

b) a used tampon

c) a used sanitary napkin

d) two tickets to the studio audience of Dr. Oz

What do you think it was, readers? Tell us!