Where Does "Gooby" Sit In The EADJ Crappinuum?

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Okay, "Gooby," sucked worse than "Da Station," but of course it somehow didn't suck as hard as "Somewhere Tomorrow," starring Sarah Jessica Parker. I think the reason for this is that the "Gooby" filmmakers were truly attempting to create something enjoyable but didn't have the talent to do it, whereas those who made "Somewhere Tomorrow" wanted to create a thriller but were too lazy to figure out how the story would play out and tacked on a stupid surprise ending.

I know. We could split frayed teddy bear butt hairs here all day, but the big takeaway here is that "Gooby" sucked. Bad. And being a movie geared for kids is no excuse to suck.