Just yesterday, I got to use my first. I was trying to pull into a space in a Target parking lot, but this big black SUV had parked almost diagonally with its stupid ginormous back right wheel into my space. I pulled out one of J'Net's cards and placed it under their windshield, but not without removing a cigar stub that someone else had left there (presumably another parker with the same complaint).
After picking up what I needed in the store, I came back out to see some crewcutted dude in mirror shades going to the SUV. I hung back, pretending to be waiting for another ride while I watched him walk behind his car, look at the parking job, then look at the cars on either side. He wasn't messing with my car, so I just waited until he pulled away angrily. Then I went back to my car like the nonconfrontational coward I am.
I've learned two important lessons from this maiden voyage:
1) If you're going to leave one of those cards on a car, don't park next to that car.
2) No matter how hot the weather gets, when leaving a card, do NOT keep your window cracked.
Thanks for giving back card #1, you stogie-chomping asshole! I get to use it again on another of your insufferable kind!
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