Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Hemp Milk? Hemp Milk.

I found some hemp milk at Pathmark in the alternative milk section. Who knew hemp had tits?


For "only" $3.49, you can enjoy hemp in your own home without the smoke. And without the lactose-intolerant farting. And is that shit green? I think it is.


In addition to it having so many nutrients and vitamins, apparently you can make rope with this milk. I decided to listen to the hemp activists for once ("George Washington weaved hemp into his famous wig, man.") and give this new product a go.


I forgot to notice two important things in trying this stuff:

1) You should refrigerate this before chugging. Yuck.

2) You should shake the box so the flavor is better than hemp water.


Final verdict: Hemp Water makes soy milk taste amazing by comparison. Which ain't easy.

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