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As we continue Project Hillbilly Teeth, it's important to recap our mission goals:
1) find business cards that people have either mistakenly dropped or thrown away in public places
2) retain these business cards to protect these innocent people from identity thieves
3) mail them a confusing letter with a free package of "Bubba" Hillbilly Teeth
4) profit
Over the past month, EADJ has collected quite a few of these errant business cards. But don't worry– we have plenty of "Bubba" Hillbilly Teeth to go around.
In this installment, we meet Arlene and Thomas.
For both letters, we decided to go thankful and celebratory in tone.
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A little postage, and our Bubba teeth are good to go!
And here's an artist's depiction of what we imagine Arlene and Thomas to look like when they try on their brand new "Bubba" Hillbilly Teeth:
Stay tuned as we confuse more random people in future entries. In the docket: a priest from London, a social service coordinator, a managing director for Morgan Stanley, and a shuttle driver for Squaw Creek Resort!
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