Wednesday, May 5, 2010

How To Fake a May Pass for the NJ Transit

Here's a handy way to avoid paying an entire month of NJ Transit fares.


NJ Transit unwisely prints each month in the same color. So what you can do (although EADJ does not hold any responsibility for you choosing to do so) is write a "Y" on the free space on a previous monthly pass...



Cut it out...


...and tape over the "R" on your old March monthly pass.


It does a pretty decent job of looking like a May pass, and on a busy, moving train, a conductor might not notice.


But on the more likely chance a conductor does notice it's a counterfeit...


...the cell sink provides some good handholds for you to brace yourself during unrelenting prison rape.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'be been using a fake monthly for years. This is a terrible copy. My system only works if you have a friend who takes the same line as you who will let you borrow his monthly for a night after they send it in the mail a few days before the month begins.

Take the real May pass, scan it on a decent home scanner/printer. Once you have the image open it up in any basic photo editor and adjust the contrast, color, brightness/etc until the color matches the real one (the scanner always seems to darken the color when it scans). Size and crop and print a few test runs until the color and size match up. Then print it out on high quality photo paper, cut the top green part of where there is a hologram. you'll be left with just the ppink part of the pass. Glue it over your friends old monthly pass so that the hologram at the top from the april pass is showing but the copied pink box from may is over the pink box with april written on it. they look damn good. Bottom line: I used to buy my monthly, but now that train is late every day i dont pay for failure. retarded blue collar faggots.

Unknown said...

I'm in AC. Anyway you can get me them on a monthly? 609-380-3147
Jay