Thursday, January 28, 2010

Coming Soon: Operation Hillbilly Teeth


In New York, it's very common to see someone's dropped business card or building pass. As a public service to protect these innocent people from potential identity theft, EADJ announces its new free service: Operation Hillbilly Teeth.

Operation Hillbilly Teeth works like this:

1) We find stray business cards and building passes.

2) We mail these pieces of sensitive information back to the owner. But we include in the package some free plastic Hillbilly Teeth.

3) We imagine these confused but grateful individuals trying on the Hillbilly Teeth.

Stay tuned as we soon document this amazing new public service. And to sign up to volunteer for Operation Hillbilly Teeth, please visit the sign-up board at your local Walgreen's or barber shop.



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