Rock Holes In My Lawn

Spotted on my street in New Jersey, a neighbor makes an interesting choice in landscaping.




My neighbor is thinking:

a) I love rocks. I think I'll display them like Easter Eggs on the grass!

b) You know, this will be a clever way to tell everyone my career as a stonemason!

c) As an avid rock collector, I think this should let the ladies know I'm down.

d) Fuck this steep hill. I'll just put rocks there so I won't ever have to mow it.