Thursday, August 6, 2009

These Are the People On the Subway

The New York subway system is full of people. Here are some of them:

The Stairwell Texter


I WLL B HOME N 20 MIN LOL! IM STILL @ GRND CNTRL STATN AND PPL ARE WALKING BY ME CUZ IM TOTLLY IN D WAY LIKE SOME FUCKING IDIOT SHITHEAD SKANK LOL!!!!!! IM SRPRIZED NO 1 HAS SIMPLY PUSHT ME DOWN THE STAIRZ AND BE DONE W ME! PRBLM SOLVD!!!

The Douchebag Moron Who Stands In the Fucking Doorway Blocking Anyone Who Wants To Get In Or Out And Uses His Limited Intellect To Put His Back To the Door So He Doesn't Have To See All the People Who Want To Stab Him In His Fucking Eye and Also Nice Hat You Smug Turd


Tiger!


Miss Trashbag Pants


I'm guessing that she was going for the "Trinity from the Matrix" look. But instead she has to avoid street curbs to prevent getting accidentally kidnapped by the Thursday Sanitation Pick-up.

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