An Imaginary Interview With Christopher Cross

After constant negotiations and preparation, EADJ has finally been lucky to conduct an exclusive imaginary interview with legendary light rock composer and musician Christopher Cross. The following is the interview in full:


EADJ: Hello.

Christopher Cross: Hi.

EADJ: Where's your partner Jack Black?

Christopher Cross: Excuse me?

EADJ: (suppresses giggle) Never mind. So you've been recording music since 1979. That's quite an accomplishment.

Christopher Cross: Yes. My first self-titled album actually is the only one ever to win the "Big Four" Grammy Awards (Best Record, Song, Album, and New Artist) in the same year. I'm very proud of that.

EADJ: What songs were on that album?

Christopher Cross: "Sailing" and "Ride Like the Wind" were its two biggest hits.

EADJ: Oh... gah...

Christopher Cross: What?

EADJ: Those two songs. Horrible.

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EADJ: ...okay. We're done here.